1. • Wikileaks: Leak Me Something I Don’t Know (Huffington Post)
   

Newsflash, truth seekers: It turns out diplomats are generally diplomatic.

1. • Obama’s Birth Certificate a Poor Effort at Forgery (Huffington Post)
   

How dumb does he think we are?

1. • New Jersey: Teaching the World to Steal, in Perfect Harmony (Vanity Fair)
   

A string of perp walks turns Newark’s federal courthouse into a veritable Noah’s Ark of criminal archetypes.

1. • Should You Feel Guilty About Having A Job? (Slate)
   

A more serious look at why the recession is hard for the employed, too. Rush Limbaugh hated this one.

1. • Where Do Middle Eastern Protestors Get All Those Stones? (Huffington Post)
   

It seems Arabs may be missing out on a valuable business opportunity.

1. • Why You Were Unprepared to See Sucker Punch (Huffington Post)
   

A bad tag line further dooms a bad movie.

1. • Explaining the Nation’s Non-Reaction to Gay Marriage (Slate)
   

A commentary on what the quiet acceptance of recent gay marriage victories says about the far right.

1. • Airport Security and the Social Contract of Slacking (Vanity Fair)
   

Forget new security measures, Obama just needs to enforce the Rule of Slackability.

1. • No Buffalo Wings, No Peace (NPR)
   

The economic crisis just became my Waterloo.

1. • Translating Obama’s (Socialist) Speech to Schoolchildren (Vanity Fair)
   

A look at the hidden manifesto inside the president’s re-education message.

1. • The Mike Bloomberg Diet (Huffington Post)
   

Bill Clinton felt our pain. Bloomberg wants us to feel his.

1. • Swine Flu’s Next Stop: The Pantheon of Stillborn Pandemics (Huffington Post)
   

SARS must be rolling over in its grave.

1. • Michael Jackson Death Sweepstakes Winners and Losers (Vanity Fair)
   

His life was filled with people trying to take a piece of him. Why should his death be any different?